Lessons I've Learned on My First Graf Rotation

1. A73 dead ends in Nurnburg
2. Don't listen to the Commander, follow the directions on the pyro.
3. Foxes don't like .50 cals.
4. 900 rounds of blank .50 cal fired in rapid succession will begin to weld the barrel to the blank adapter.
5. Get to the shoppette before 1600...thats when the hot lady leaves in here pimp ass BMW.
6. Range control doesn't think "Thriller" is cool, even if my PSG can do the dance.
7. QASAS man is lonely...seriously we can talk about anything, doesn't have to be ammo, seriously, is there anything you want to talk about.
8. ASP= most inefficient thing on earth.
9. Don't tell 1SG that he should have asked for a dope ass sign if he wanted on like yours.
10. G BTRY will be the last to know about everything.
11. Range paddles are no longer within the brigade standard......durka durka.